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Save a Buck Enterprise Add to favorite sellers Feedback Menu View All Items About Feedback Contact 🌭😂 Hotdog Pencil Sharpener Funny Gag Gift – Butt Sharpener Desk Accessory Toy Description: 🌭 Hotdog Pencil Sharpener – The Butt-Tastic Desk Gadget Nobody Asked For (But EVERYONE Loves)Spice up your workspace with this gloriously ridiculous Hotdog Pencil Sharpener from Diabolical Gifts! Yes… you sharpen your pencil by sticking it right into the rear end of a hotdog dog. Why? Because life is short, work is boring, and we all deserve desk

accessories that spark joy, confusion, and HR-approved chaos. 😂🔥Made from durable ABS plastic, this 4.7" × 2.6" × 1.4" (12×6.5×3.5cm), 1.9oz (54g) comedic masterpiece is hand-powered, fits most standard pencils, and delivers a surprisingly perfect point. Just insert the pencil into the “butt,” give it a gentle twist, and boom—pencil sharpened, dignity gone.Cleanup is easy too! Hold the dog’s head in one hand, the body in the other, twist left, and pull—now you can dump out your shame (a.k.a. pencil shavings) and get back to being a productive adult. 💼✨Makes an AMAZING gift box–ready surprise for stockings, white elephant battles, office pranks, teacher gifts, coworkers, students, and anyone who appreciates low-brow humor with high-quality performance. Please see our other listings as we also sell a hotdog tape dispenser & hotdog stapler! —build your own wiener-themed empire. 🌭👑Comes brand new / factory sealed. Shipping U.S. shipping is FREE on 99% of our eBay listings unless otherwise stated.Additionally, we offer affordable international shipping options. We take pride in minimizing postage costs for our customers, so we cover a portion of the cost on our end to keep cost low. Please note: While we strive to dispatch orders within 24 hours, we cannot guarantee exact transit times due to factors beyond our control. eBay provides estimates, which may vary depending on the carriers. If you require faster delivery, we recommend upgrading to expedited shipping services. Returns Please contact us via eBay message within 30 days of receiving your order. We'll be happy to assist you with a replacement or refund. We kindly ask that you ensure the item is returned in the same condition as it was supplied. Once we receive the returned item, it will be inspected, and a replacement or refund will be issued accordingly.We understand that returns can be inconvenient for both parties, and we strive to provide accurate descriptions and images of our products to minimize the need for returns. We encourage our customers to carefully consider their purchases before placing an order. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. We're here to help. Thank you. Welcome to Save A Buck Enterprises—where laughter and unbeatable bargains are always on offer! Whether you're in the mood for a giggle, a chuckle, or a full-blown belly laugh, you've stumbled upon the ultimate shopping haven! Since 2000, we've proudly operated as a small, family-owned business with the helping paw of our trusty 5-pound Cavapoo dog named Barley. Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn! Ready to explore our treasure trove of quirky delights? From symphonic fart machines to pranks fit for the spotlight, our selection will have you questioning reality itself! And our prices? They're as low as a limbo bar at a hobbit's birthday bash! We're dedicated to keeping your wallet happy and your day filled with laughter—guaranteed! Information View All Items About Us Contact Us Our Shop Add us to your favourite sellers Our Feedback Send us a Message Contact us via ebay message © 2024 SAVE A BUCK ENTERPRISES | All rights reserved eBay design: MH Design Lab